July 17, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a few of the weirdest things I randomly overheard. Some are beyond priceless.

1. "The beach? Is that near the ocean?"

"2. I told you about it, you just weren't here!"

3. "Canned cheese causes happiness."

4. "I had something here but I just can't find it. I think someone ate it but they couldn't have because I have been sitting on it the whole time!"

5. "When it comes down to the nut cuttin..."

Oh, and how could I forget this gem... "Hey, do you want to know my cat's last name?"

Wow! That one was just... Wow!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: Why do melons have weddings?

A: Because they cantaloupe!


Q: What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A: Attire!


Q: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto!

*-- More Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.


Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

A: Because it was dead.


Q: How does NASA organize a party?

A: They planet!

*-- Reader Comments --*

Here are some random thoughts from some random readers...

Why are panties plural while bra is singular.
- Mark


Why are items labeled lost and found when they should be labeled found? There they are. I see them.

When jewelers advertise ears pierced while you wait, what are the other options.

When signs say this door must be closed at all times, why don't they replace the door with masonry and close it for good?

Signs say slow children crossing I wonder what makes them slow.

Why don't the game wardens move the deer crossings because too many deer are killed in those designated areas.

I have never seen camp fire wood. Signs proliferate in all areas but no camp is ever seen.
- Larry


I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
- Burt