July 17, 2019

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A Colorado veterinarian said dogs in the Aspen area are being brought in with marijuana toxicity after getting high from eating human poop at trails and campgrounds.

Dr. Scott Dolginow, owner of Valley Emergency Pet Care in Basalt, said between three and 10 dogs are brought in each week with marijuana toxicity, and 70 to 80 percent of the dog owners said they do not know where the pets found cannabis.

"But they say they were out on a trail or camping," Dolginow told The Aspen Times. "I can't believe that the owners are lying."

He said the canines could be getting their highs from eating human poop tainted with THC, the psychoactive ingredient in marijuana. The veterinarian said the human feces can contain enough of the chemical to get a dog high.

"Most dogs will eat human feces given the opportunity," Dolginow said.

Dolginow said he has personally seen human feces abandoned next to trails on multiple occasions at Hunter Creek.

Marijuana toxicity in dogs has been on the rise since states began legalizing recreational use of the plant, with the Pet Poison Helpline reporting a 448 percent increase in cases over the past six years.

Veterinarians said dogs suffering from the condition typically suffer nausea and disorientation. Dolginow said the treatment is typically to keep the dog calm and hydrated until the THC naturally passes through the canine's system.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Frenchman Buzzes Bastille Day on Flyboard

A French inventor stole the show at Bastille Day celebrations in Paris when he flew over the Champs-Elysees on a flying board of his own invention. Franky Zapata drew attention during the military parade Sunday when he took to his "flyboard" device and zoomed above the proceedings. Footage of Zapata, who was holding a rifle to demonstrate the potential military applications of his invention, was tweeted by President Emmuel Macron, who called the flyboard "modern and innovative." Zapata, a former jet ski champion, has demonstrated previous versions of his flyboard in the past, but Sunday marked his first appearance during an official military event.

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Beer: Is There Anything It Can't Do?

A driver in Canada who allegedly strapped a toddler to a beer case instead of a car seat was charged with failing to properly secure a child, police said. The 22-year-old driver was pulled over around 2:30 a.m. in the village of Atwood. Ontario Provincial Police officers say a 2-year-old child was also in the car, sitting on a 30-can case of beer. The Wellington North driver, who was not unidentified in order to protect the child's privacy, had allegedly put the case on the seat of his car and strapped the child to it. In Ontario, any child weighing less than 80 pounds, standing less than four feet, nine inches tall and under age eight must be secured in some form of booster or child seat... apparently the words 'some form' does not include 30-packs. The toddler was not injured.

READER COMMENTS

Lewis, How the hell did the bull know he was a lawyer? -Scott A.


Why didn't that stupid b!tch just deflate the pool to get it home?
[I think the idea was that she didn't have a pump, which is why she drove the pool to her friend's house in the first place.]


So what if she had her kids sitting in the pool on top of the car? That's the great thing about kids.. you can always have more.

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