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July 13, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Top SellersThe fuzz brawt home my teenager the other night cuz Drew decided to attempt to purchase alcoholic booze for drinkin.

I couldn't even believe it. Then I saw the fake ID and Drew sportin a fake beard, made from the dogs hair that was shaved off, glued on my kids face. Just when you think you know some one.

You can't believe how mad i was at Drew. Why would she glue a dog-hair beard to her face? Oh, and for the tryin to buy hooch, too! That really burned my biscuits!

Take Care Y'all

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