July 15, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
This is so random, but whomever or whoever originally uttered the phrase "fight fire with fire" was probably a pyromaniac.
Hey, I'm always thinking about stuff. If you'd like to share some of your random thoughts with me, please, feel free to send me electronic mail or email, as it is apparently known by most, right here
Jokes? Questions? Comments? Email Steve
*-- Think About It --*
Feathers are light.
The sun gives off light.
Therefore, the sun gives off feathers.
*-- Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? --*
A hungry lion came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the bacon laugh?
A: Because the egg cracked a yolk!
Q: Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
A: So you can hear a pin drop!
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!