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July 12, 2019

Good morning crew,

Did you know you can wash your clothes, your hair, even your stinky little, fluffy, puppy with nuts? No, I'm not crazy. But I'm not talking about macadamia nuts or walnuts either. THAT would be crazy. No, I'm talking about soapberry nuts.

Never heard of them? Not many people have, but they have been around for thousands of years. Native peoples in Asia as well as Native Americans used to use them. So what are they?

Soapberry nuts are known as Magic Washberries. They are a naturally growing nut that contains saponins, which is the same compound used in detergents and soap.

Harvested directly from the trees, soapberry nuts require no alteration to act as a soap. They are also free of artificial foaming agents making them a safer option for your family and the environment. In other words, they're a truly green product!

And you can use these for so much more than just laundry.

For Household Cleaning: Use Magic Washberries for washing dishes. Simply soak our Magic Washberries in water and use the resulting liquid in a squeeze bottle. Use for dishes or as a hand-soap.

For Dishwashers: Create your own dishwasher detergent using a blend of Magic Washberries liquid and water for naturally-clean dishes.

For Shampoo: Mix up a bottle of shampoo by soaking our Magic Washberries in water and using the liquid in your shower to add a natural sheen to your locks!

For Pets: Give your pets' coats a shine with Magic Washberries-based shampoo. Mix Magic Washberries liquid with water and put mixture in a squeeze or spray bottle, then wash your pets like usual.

You can get a whole box of Magic Washberries for $9.99. That hundreds of loads of wash! It seems like a pretty cheap experiment to discover what could be your new favorite soap.

Click here for all the information or to order your Organic Magic Washberries.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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