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July 14, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

99 cent showI just read about a medical study which said that having frequent sex decreases your chances of getting a cold. The more sex you have, the less chance you'll have a cold. Something to do with boosting your red blood cells.

This is exactly the kind of thing I love to read. The government should be subsidizing this kind of research.

So I printed the article out. I can't wait until the next time my wife sniffles or sneezes. I'll be able to say, "Honey, I've got just the thing for that."



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"A new study found that women's IQs are higher than men's for The first time in 100 years. They would have found it earlier, but the researchers were all men." -Jimmy Fallon

The missus asked if she pleased me in bed? I said, "Yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth."

"What trick?" she asked?

"The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!"

"The Supreme Court just ruled that it is now legal for sex offenders to use social media. When asked to explain the decision, the justices said, 'Sex offenders on the internet? what's the worst that could happen?'" -Conan O'Brien

A chicken farmer went to a local bar and sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the chicken farmer says. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating"

"This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the chicken farmer! As they clink glasses the man asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!' says the woman. "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"