July 10, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
I told Sean a great joke yesterday and he wasn't too impressed.
The joke went like this...
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle!
Come on! That's funny for a kid, right? Well, Sean was none to pleased with that jocular jest. However, he did have his criticism at the ready.
"Daddy," he said. "You don't need to tell jokes. Your face is funny enough for me."
Aww, isn't that sweet? I was always told that I had a face for radio.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
Jokes? Questions? Comments?
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*-- Where Were You Born? --*
Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, Sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "Uh, my entire body."
*-- That Old Vase --*
A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle's house.
The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: "Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!"
The boy sagged in relief: "Oh, good that it wasn't new."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call it when Batman skips church?
A: Christian Bale.
Q: What do you call a magic dog?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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