July 05, 2019
Good morning crew,
Has everybody recovered from their holiday partying? I haven't, which is why I took today off.
Right now I'm almost certainly in the middle of cleaning up the aftermath of a marathon of boozing and feasting and promising myself that I'm never going to put myself through something like this again. Until, say, Saturday when I've recovered a bit, had a few beers and started planning the next bash.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Airbnb is planning to launch a luxury service for mansions. They say it's perfect for people who want to have everything stolen from their mansion." -Jimmy Fallon
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"Spirit Airlines recently gave a family 21 years of free travel after a mother went into labor and gave birth mid-flight. Though they probably should have given those free flights to the guy sitting next to her." -Seth Meyers
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How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make that noise? I could see that taking a long time. I bet there was like a thousand years where people were like, 'Yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.'
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While I was shopping in the mall with my three children, a display in the window of a lingerie store caught my eye. "Do you think Daddy would like this?" I asked the kids, as I pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.
"No way," my horrified six-year-old son replied. "Daddy would NEVER wear that!"
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My job is in the aerospace industry, and it's always been a challenge to explain what kind of work I do.
At one gathering, I tried several unsuccessful attempted explanations before deciding to be as generic as possible. When the subject came up while I was talking with a group of guys, I replied simply, "Defense contractor."
The men nodded, and as the conversation went on, I silently declared victory to myself. Then, one of them turned to me and asked, "So, what do you put up mainly? Chain-link?"
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