June 29, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Here's sum advice to keep in yer mind. It has done right by me time and time again.

"Never trust anyone that has more toes than teeth."

That is why I don't lend any money to my wife's side of the family. Bunch of toothless moochers!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Babe, I told you I liked girls with BIG kitties, but whoa...

Meowabu Barbie?

I'm trying to get some sleep, and this lady keeps talking.

Purrfect for an afternoon nap

Beauty and the Beast

My Momma's such a doll!

She must live in Texas...

Ken was bitterly disappointed when he was invited to Barbie's Cat house.

Oh!? Well, Hello, Dolly!

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