June 28, 2019

Good morning crew,

Independence Day is next week and we all know what that means; grilling and boozing! Is there anything more fun than spending a hot summer day outdoors slaving over a blazing hot barbecue grill? Nope.

While the tradition beverage for all of this outdoor fun is ice-cold, frosty beer, there are still plenty of enthusiasts of more cultivated refreshments like wine or sangria. I admit, I am an unapologetic beer-lover (or cerevisaphile if you prefer), but there are times when a nice, chilled Sauvignon Blanc or Pinot Grigio, or even Prosecco really satisfies the palate on a hot afternoon.

But you DON'T want to go weaving around a crowded concrete patio after a few drinks while trying to balance your $10-a-piece balloon wine glasses. That's a good way to ruin a set. That's why you need to invest in a set of 4 unbreakable Silicone Wine Glasses!

These stemless-style wine glasses are made out of flexible silicone. You can even bend and fold them and they will always retain their shape. So you can swirl your wine like an aficionado and still dance like a teenager and never have to worry about bumps, slips or drops. And the silicone will not add any funny flavors to your beverage like plastic might.

No more worrying about shattered glass near the pool or on the deck. You can even bring them camping or picnicing. Party anywhere with no worries and look like a real oenophile while doing it with Silicone Wine Glasses.

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Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A man and his 75-year-old mom survived being lifted out of their home during a tornado by sitting together in a bathtub. The man said the tornado didn't traumatize him but being in a bathtub with his mother did." -Conan O'Brien

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There was a poor, distraught man sitting at the bar of his local watering hole, just staring into his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble-maker walks through the door; leather biker jacket, neck-beard, tattoos and sunglasses. He sees the poor, lonely man, moping at the bar by himself and decides to have a little fun. Walking up to the bar he reaches over and grabs the guy's glass and drinks it down in one go.

Immediately the poor man starts crying. The bully says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears. "It's just that this has been the worst day of my life. First, I oversleep go in late to the office. My boss losses his temper and fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, and when I get out, I forget my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with my neighbor. So I left my home, come to this bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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A co-worker came to work one day wearing shoes that were identical in style, only one was black and the other brown. I quietly pointed this out to him. He smiled and said, "Unusual, aren't they? Believe it or not, I've got another pair just like this at home."