June 26, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
One morning during our time at Disneyworld we had breakfast with Mickey and his friends.
I have to say that the food was delicious and I ate three breakfasts worth...and I filled my pockets with Mickey waffles for later. Okay, enough about the food...
So, we were visited at several different points by Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, and Pluto. The boys lost their minds. They were so jazzed that these iconic characters that have brought them so much joy over the years were right there in front of them giving them hugs and high-fives.
At one point I went back to the buffet to get Jack some toast and fresh strawberries. On my way back to our table I saw that Jack and Sean were meeting Donald Duck and taking a picture with him. They were so excited, especially Sean.
As the boys were beaming I looked down and realized that somebody took my bacon. I love bacon and was very much looking forward to devouring my carefully selected strips. I'm not pointing fingers, but I think that duck took my bacon. Do ducks even like bacon? I thought they ate bread.
Anyway, I went back to get more bacon and when I returned Goofy came on by; he's my favorite. The boys and I took a photo with him and before he left us he gestured toward my plate and then pointed at Donald who was across the room. I think Goofy ratted out Donald as the bacon bandit.
Now, I'm not one for grudges, but if I see that duck again I'm gonna cook his goose. Honestly, it was one of the best breakfasts I've even had.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- I'm Not Happy --*
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me and said, 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
*-- The Dead Actress --*
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife.
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
A: Nobody knows.
Q: What is the least spoken language in the world?
A: Sign language.
Q: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
A: He couldn't see himself doing it.
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