June 22, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Anybody who has seen the 1999 film 'Fight Club' knows that soap is made from fat (hopefully not human fat). But did you know soap can also be made from vegetable products? In fact, the earliest soaps were almost certainly plant-based like Soapbark and Soapwort. But can these vegetable products compete with good, old fat?

Get ready for the safest way to wash your clothes. Introducing Magic Washberries!

Magic Washberries is actually a soapberry nut that contains saponins which have been used for washing for thousands of years by native peoples in Asia as well as Native Americans.

The soap nuts are an environmentally friendly alternative to chemical detergents. A safe and gentle option for those with allergies to chemicals in regular detergents. The soap nut shells absorb water and release saponins which circulate as a natural surfactant in the washing machine, freeing dirt, grime and oils from clothing.

Harvested directly from the trees, soapberry nuts require no alteration to act as a soap. They are also free of artificial foaming agents making them a safer option for your family and the environment. In other words, they're a truly green product!

Incredibly, 1 Box of Soapberry nuts is the equivalent of 7 bottles of detergent! And you can use these for so much more than just laundry.

Use them for washing dishes, for dishwashers, for shampoo, for your pets, and even more. Click the link below for all the household cleaning you can get done with Magic Washberries.

Click here for more information or to order your Organic Magic Washberries.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Speaking of Fight Club

A South Jersey man was arrested after police say he was "fighting with himself" and exposed his genitals in a Little Egg Harbor Township Wawa. Police say they were called to the Mystic Islands Wawa for a male acting suspiciously. Witnesses say 37-year-old Jason Cramer was under the influence of something. After speaking with him, Cramer was sent on his way and said he had made arrangements for transportation home. About 15 minutes later, police were called back to the Wawa after witnesses say Cramer began "fighting with himself" out front of the store, reportedly punching himself in the face and scratching his eyes. Several witnesses told police that Cramer had pulled down his pants, exposed and grabbed his genitals and began yelling obscenities at customers. Cramer was arrested and charged with lewdness. He was released and transported home, pending a future court date.

That's A Lot of Coke

A Japanese man has died on a flight from Mexico City after ingesting 246 bags of cocaine. The flight, bound for Japan's Narita International Airport, had to make an emergency landing in Mexico's Sonora state after he began to have seizures. Authorities said the man, identified as Udo N, died of a cerebral oedema caused by a drug overdose. The passenger transferred to the flight after starting his journey in the Colombian capital Bogota. According to a statement by Sonora's attorney general, the bags - measuring 2.5cm long and 1cm wide - were found in his stomach and intestines during the autopsy.

READER COMMENTS

Hey, Lewis, Was that graduate in the express lane? 10 items or less? -Scott A.


LEWIS; The college grad dunderheads who die each year trampled to death running with the bulls in Spain are indeed proof that a diploma does not prove "Smart!" -R.S.


I put a skeleton in my passenger seat and rode around with him in there for a year. I accessorized him for the various holidays and posed his hand so he was waving at people. All I got was waves and smiles. Either New Brunswick needs to lighten up or my town is stranger than most.

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