June 22, 2019

Howdy Folks,

I had the weirdest thing happen to me the other day. I thought that I had a xtra toe the other day. I took off my shoes the other day an it appeared that my other right foot, my left one, was sportin an extra digit. I was freakin' out! Where did it come from? Why was it there? Why was it orange?

It turns out that it was just a cheeto next to my foot. I really need to warsh my feet. The cheeto was good though.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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dang it! I licked the answers off my paw again!

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Of course I got a purrrrrfect Score

Is this gonna be on the test?

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I'll use catnip just this once to get me through to finals.

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