June 20, 2019
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I'd like to thank the dozen or so readers who wrote in with the answer to the movie quote trivia question in last week's issue. A few people even made inquiries like the following;
"The answer is 'Young Frankenstein', now where's my 100 dollars? Wait, the offer said 100 points? What the hell are 100 points good for?
You mean I went to all the trouble of looking that up for 100 lousy POINTS? What the....?
Happy Father's Day anyway." -Jeff K
Yes Jeff, you get 100 bonus points for answering the question correctly (that is; entering the quote into Google), but make sure you keep track of your bonus points. When you accumulate 1,000 points you get one year's free subscription to Laff-a-day!
Rewardingly,
TZ
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