June 19, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

When I graduated from high school in 19&% I celebrated by going downtown Chicago with a few friends for dinner and ended up at a house party in the suburbs where I drank beer and threw up. Apparently they do things a little differently in Georgia.

Officials say an 18-year-old drowned just hours after graduating high school when he was tied to a shopping cart and pushed into a lake as part of a game with friends.

A Georgia Department of Natural Resources spokeswoman says the body was found early Sunday morning in about 30 feet of water and he was still tied to the cart.

She says in the game Saturday night, participants sat in a shopping cart that was tied to a pole.

Others pushed the cart to the end of the dock so that the person sitting in it would be flung into the water. Cummings says the cart was tied to the victim instead of a pole and it pulled him under.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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READER COMMENTS

Lewis, this is like the third shark attack story I've heard. See, this is what happens when people get carried away with all of this conservation and environmentalism bullsh!t. People die!


I read somewhere that the best way to discourage a shark is to poke it in the eyes. Maybe this dad never read that tip.
[I think that was written by the Three Stooges.]


Lewis, people have been filming street lights and calling them UFOs for decades. If there is some super advanced technology floating around the desert in Navada don't you think the government would keep it away from where casual hikers can photograph it?

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