June 17, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
I'm not a fan of going to parties; especially pool parties.
Pool parties make me uncomfortable because of all of the embarrassing stuff that can happen during the festivities. Things like... your swimsuit falling off, peeing in the pool, people seeing my hospital-white shirtless body, getting sick on pasta salad, people saying things about my water-wings, getting sick after drinking too much pool water... So much can happen.
Needless to say I don't get invited to many pool parties. I'm a lot of fun though.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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