June 14, 2019

Good morning crew,

Are you ready for summer? Let us help you get the most out of the beautiful, hot weather with a few summer accessories you're going to love using.

The BBQ Grill Mat rolls out across the metal grid inside your grill making a smooth cooking surface that allows you to throw on things like veggies, chicken wings, shrimp, bacon, kabobs, and delicate fish fillets hassle free and without the mess!

Click here for more details or to order a 2-pack for only $3.91!


The Hose Hero is a revolutionary new product that replaces one of those tools we use so often during the summer months.

It's a light-weight, flexible hose that doesn't kink. It features a leak-proof rubber interior hose encased in a SmartSteel shell that makes it virtually indestructible! If you like working on your lawn and garden you're going to love this product.

Click here for more details or to order yours!


Leave the doors open and let in that beautiful breeze while keeping out the bugs with the Mesh Guard Instant Screen Door. Super-easy to install, the Mesh Guard hangs in your doorway and allows air to freely circulate. All the while, the fine mesh screen keeps out unwanted pests. The edges are held together by magnets so you can step right through and the flaps will magically close together behind you.

Click here for more details or to order yours!

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy your summer!

By the way, I'll give 100 bonus points to whoever can guess what movie today's subject line comes from.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien

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"A British tech company has debuted new technology that lets clothing store mannequins talk about the outfit they are displaying. Said the inventor, 'The idea came to me in a nightmare.'" -Seth Meyers

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"A judge in New Jersey ruled that women can keep their husbands and boyfriends out of the delivery room while they are in labor. When asked if they'd mind leaving the room, the husbands and boyfriends were already gone." -Jimmy Fallon

Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city.

One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?"

"Two days ago."

"Hm. Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'll be an engineer. What's your boy going to be when he gets out of college?"

"At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty."

"No, I mean what's he taking in college?"

"He's taking every penny I make."

"Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?"

"He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil."

"Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?"

"Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about him!"

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.

In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead."