June 08, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

We have all read those stories about some druggy who calls the police because his dealer screwed him over (or the story of the pot grower who called the police because somebody broke into his grow-house and stole a bunch of his pot plants). There was even a story about a guy who called the police because a hooker "stole" his money without providing service. But today's story is a new one on me.

A Houston woman who says she is a stripper is being sued in small claims court by one of her customers.

Her stage name is Nomi. She says she works in a Houston strip club and admits she went out a few times with one of her customers named Robert.

"I've never heard of a customer suing a stripper," Nomi said. "I just don't understand how this person can sue me for money that he freely gave. I would never have even taken it had I known I had to pay it back."

I'm sure.

Robert wouldn't say much, but confirms he met Nomi at a strip club. He says she owes him about $3,000 worth of DVDs, a laptop and cash, and he's suing to get it back.

I didn't know strippers accepted laptops. How do you fit it in the G-string, I wonder.

Gerald Treece, attorney and law professor at South Texas College of Law, said it comes down to whether it was all gifts. "It has no really great legal value," he said. "It was 'wow' value, and it all depends on whose facts the court believes."

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Foreplay Has Changed A Lot Since I Was Single

A Florida man is facing manslaughter charges after accidentally shooting a woman during a sex act. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, Andrew Shinault, 23, and a woman in her 20s, were "engaging in an act of foreplay involving his registered handgun." The woman was shot in the upper body. She was rushed to a local hospital where she later died. Shinault was charged with Manslaughter several days later and remains in jail on $50,000 bond.

21-Year-Old Visits Every Country In The World

A 21-year-old American woman broke a Guinness World Record when she became the youngest person to visit all 196 sovereign nations in the world. Lexie Alford visited the North Korean side of the conference rooms in the "blue house" in the Joint Security Area on the DMZ between North and South Korea on Friday, crossing off the last country on her list. Alford said she was unable to find a way around the U.S. travel ban to North Korea, but Guinness rules allowed for the "blue house" visit to count as stepping foot on North Korean land. Alford unseated British man James Asquith, who previously held the record when he visited every country on Earth by age 24. "For Guinness, the hardest part isn't even the travel for breaking the record," Alford said in 2018, when she still had 13 nations left to visit. "The hardest part is proving it, proving that I've been to all these places. I have to get signed witness statements in each country I go to, and provide plane tickets, passport stamps, accommodation receipts, log books for every country I visit."


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READER COMMENTS

Lewis, I completely understand the attration of using apps like Tinder and Grinder and Flinger, but people still have brains, don't they? When you let a complete stranger tie you up and lock you in a closet... you're kind of asking for it.

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