June 09, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

You know, when you have kids you kind of get used to living in a pigsty. Things being sticky. Dirty clothes everywhere. The kitchen is never, ever clean. And the smells! As a father of three I have encountered smells that I never want to experience again.

Now that the house is nearly empty of kids (there is only the boy left and he won't be there too much longer) I have become a bit of a stickler about keeping things clean and tidy. Toward that end I have become an advocate of a product we sell called Safe-T-Air.


This is a product we picked up a couple years ago and it has turned into one of our best sellers. Safe-T-Air deodorizes the air naturally with tea tree oil. This essential oil is nature's most powerful antiseptic, anti-bacterial and deodorizer. Suspended in a thick gel, it slowly evaporates to gently circulate and clean indoor air.

I know what you're thinking, and I was a little skeptical myself until I tried it. Now, when the house starts to smell a little musty, or the basement starts to smell a little moldy, or the bedroom gets that 'sex' smell in it, I leave a jar of Safe-T-Air open overnight and by the next day everything smells fresh and clean. And this is not a perfume, like some air freshener. This stuff really DEODORIZES the air.

If you're a smoker or live with one, this will revolutionize your living conditions.

Just click here if you'd like more details or to order yours. Trust me, you're gonna love this stuff.

Cleanly,

TZ

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