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June 12, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Here's a hilarious math joke for you...unfortunately I was told there would be no math today. I'm just kiddin' ya! Let's see if this adds up to anything...

Nothing's better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old. Those are the years you're in your prime. Get It!

I always stunk at math. It was due to the fact that I had to take my socks and shoes off.

Groaningly yours,

Jokes? Questions? Copmments? Email Steve

*-- More Weight, Less Hair --*

I recently entered a competition to see who had gained the most weight and lost the most hair.

Obviously, it wasn't called that.

It was advertised as a 'School Reunion.'

*-- A Rare Disease --*

The doctor looked at my test results and said, "Sir, you've got a very rare disease."

I said, "How rare?"

He said, "You pick the name."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Closeout EventQ: How does a vegan begin grace before a meal?

A: Lettuce pray.

Q: What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

A: You sheet metal.

Q: What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

A: Kilometery Cyrus.