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June 10, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Vacation is in full swing for me and the fam so I leave you with some groan-inducing jokes and such. Please enjoy and groan responsibly!

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Thanks for reading! No, there be jokes in them thar hills!

Groaningly yours,

Jokes? Questions? Copmments? Email Steve

*-- Backseat Barker --*

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?

*-- Back Problems --*

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

99 cent showQ: Why did the Siamese twins go to England?

A: So that the other one could drive!

Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives a woman crazy?

A: Hundred dollar bills!

Q: What is an innuendo?

A: An Italian suppository!