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June 05, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

WH OverstockI'm heading to Disneyworld for a little vacation. Actually, the whole family is going with me to see the Mouse. Mickey, that is. Round ears. High-pitched voice. Has lots of money. Is gonna get a ton of mine very soon. You might have heard of him.

We are so excited to go, but the kids are losing their minds! They can't wait to get there. It's been weeks of questions about who's going to be there and what we're going to do there. I told my boys that everyone will be there and we are going to do everything that you can do there that's fun.

This vacation is going to be the ultimate vacation. We're gonna make memories that I know will keep me smiling throughout my life. I can't wait to experience Disney with my family and see the looks on the boy's faces when they take in all of the fantastic fun that lie ahead.

Later, gators!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


Jokes? Questions? Copmments? Email Steve

*-- You Ain't From Around Here, Are Ya --*

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks at him.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?"

The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Iowa?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

*-- When Was Your Son Born? --*

Virginia: When was your son born?

Beverly: In March. He came on the first of the month.

Virginia: Is that why you call him Bill?

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: What do 90 year old people smell like?

A: Depends!


Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

A: Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!


Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?

A: So they can fight knights!