June 03, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
Thank you so much for congratulatory words, wishes, and witticisms about the anniversary that Stacy and I just celebrated. You guys are the best!
We are still in celebration mode so before we get to the jokes I just wanted to say thanks
again and leave you with this very clever and hilarious reader comment that made its way to me.
You said your mom was selling Nancy Sinatra's boots. Weren't those boots actually made for Joaquin? What was she doing with Joaquin's boots?
[Steve. From one Steve to another, you are truly the Steviest! Or Stever-est? Regardless...Steve rules! Thanks for reading and writing.]
Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
Q: What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
Q: What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?
A: He was a little hoarse.
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.
*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because it over-swept!
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.