May 22, 2019
Good morning crew,
Have you ever gone to a garage sale? Sometimes I'll stop into one just out of archeological curiosity. It is amazing what people will accumulate over the years. But every now and then you will find a real treasure or two.
And just like some crazy old guy who has lived in the same house for 30 years, the buyers for our online store PulseTV.com
have accumulated some real winners and some real curiosities. But summer is coming and we have to make room for new merchandise, so we're having a garage sale
Just click on the link and cruise around and you're going to find a whole bunch of products at BIG DISCOUNTS.
There are plenty of great buys that most everybody will appreciate, like; a very nice Chef's Knife for $2.99, the heavy-duty Gilmour Twist Hose Nozzle (which is one of the best nozzles you can buy) for a ridiculous $3.51, a solar-powered, 16-foot LED rope light for $8.91, and our best-selling Luxury Faux Mink Sherpa Throws.
That last one is an odd choice for the garage sale
page, because those throws have been one of our best sellers for years. But I think they might be replacing them with a new product.
Those are just A FEW of the hot items you're going to find. But there are also a number off-the-wall items that are only going to appeal to a very specific kind of buyer, like the Giant Flower Bird Feeders you put in your garden for $8.91, or the Dual Sided Exercise Gliding Discs that let you 'ice skate' in place while you're standing in your living room. You can take those home for under 4 bucks.
The Infinity Light Bluetooth Speakers are kind of cool if you're into psychedelic look. Or you can open all of your wine bottles with an Injector Pump Bottle Opener for only $5.91.
There are dozens and dozens of items to look at. Click the link here
to browse around for a few minutes.
Who knows? You might get lucky.
Laugh it up,
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