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May 20, 2019

Good morning crew,

Closeout EventAfter an entire weekend of wienerschnitzel, bratwurst, knackwurst, sauerkraut and kartoffelsalat, the wife announced she wanted to go 'vegan' for a while. I agreed. A good balance is important for a healthy diet.

"So how about we have something nice and light for dinner tonight," I said.

"Sounds good to me," the wife answered.

"I'll stop at the grocery store on my way home from work. You want anything in particular?"

"Yeah," she said, "get a few chicken quarters."

Well, the best thing including chicken in your vegetarian diet is they have no seeds to pick out.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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