May 18, 2019

Howdy Folks,

There are alot of things that i do not understand. Things like after dinner mints, boxer shorts, light beer, leap years, the french. You know, stuff like that.

But, there are some things that i do understand. Things like tube-tops, Night Ranger, smokin' while showerin', fishin' with explosives and BBQin'.

And there are some things that I need to understand. Things like the right to remain silent, knowin' when Ive eaten enuff cheese, don't microwave metal, you're suposed to have two eyebrows, and other stuff like that.

I just thought that y'all should know that i'm a work in progress. I'm in need of some serious learnin', but not too much becasue my head will start to hurt.

Then there's things I love like cartoons. Or like love? I'm not too shure, but i know that i enjoy 'em. And with the Giant 600 Cartoon Collection on DVD you can enjoy thee larjest collection of classic cartoons ever assembled in 1 package. I'm talkin' over 60 hours, thats lots of 'em, of animated entertainin' on 12 DVD discs fer less than $20! That's a deal in my book! Trust ol' Jethro, yule feel like a kid again, not a goat, but any actual human kid, as you watch all of yer favorites like Popeye, Woody Woodpecker, Felix the Cat, Mighty Mouse, Heckle & Jeckle, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Tom & Jerry, Betty Boop - and that's just for starters! Get you one today and cartoon away!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Dang it mommy - is it a full moon again?

I promise I will never tell him he's adopted, mommy.

I just don't see the resemblance.

You look good enough to eat

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

Somebody needs a shave!

Having a baby is not a hoot - it's a howl!

Okay, which one of you peed on the rug?

STOP! You're gonna give the baby fleas!

Q: Where wolf? A: Near baby.

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