May 19, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

You may not know it, because I don't talk about it that often, but ol' TZ is something of a grilling aficionado. Part of the reason is that I can't stand being indoors on a beautiful, sunny, summer afternoon, I just love the hot weather too much, and what better summer activity that grilling out?

Plus, I like playing with fire.

Usually, I am a steak, burger or chicken kind of griller, but every now and then I like to mix it up, like with my killer beer bratwurst recipe.

It's as easy as pie. First; you cut up a nice, large onion. I like sweet vidalias, but I have also used white onions. Then you pour 3 or 4 beers in a big skillet, add a couple generous tablespoons of butter and the onion and bring to a simmer.

If you want to do all of this prep outside so you don't have run in and out of the house all afternoon and miss out on all of the beautiful weather, you can get a nice, big Electric Skillet with a Tempered Glass Lid. Set this up on a folding table and plug it right into the garage.

Once the beer and onions start to simmer add your brats. I like all beef brats, but you can use whatever you like. Let them simmering for 10 or 12 or 15 minutes (if they're completely raw you'll need to simmer them a little longer) while you get your grill ready.

Once your brats have been in the beer long enough transfer them straight from your skillet to the grill. Since they are already partially cooked from the simmer all you need to do is brown them up a bit and give 'em those beautiful grill marks.

The best part is you can use the onions you have been simmering your brats in as a delicious garnish. And don't feel like you have to be limited to onions, either. You can add shallots, bell peppers, poblanos, whatever you like.

If you don't have an electric skillet like this you should really invest in one.


They are so versatile you can make just about anything in it, from pancakes to a savory stir fry. And with electric control you can even set it at 'low' and use it as a warming dish for your next cocktail party.

We have them in stock now, but they are in limited supply. So please don't wait or you'll regret it!

Click here to watch a quick video or to order yours.

Culinarily,

TZ

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