May 15, 2019
Good morning crew,
The warm weather is finally starting to come back. It's edging all the way up into the 70s during the day. That means it's time to put away all the sweaters, and thick heavy comforters and the winter coats. It's always an annoyance (at least it is to me) to have my closet stuffed with all of my clothes and accessories for all year round. I don't want to have to dig through a bunch of sweaters and flannels just to find my Key West Hog's Breath t-shirt.
But I have a little trick up my sleeve.
Recently we picked up some of these collapsible Underbed Storage Bins
. Basically it's a 43" x 18" breathable fabric 'box' that lets you utilize the unused space under your bed without everything getting covered in dust bunnies.
At only five bucks a piece I can get two of these and store my winter comforter and extra blankets all summer without taking up every spare inch of space in my closet. Works just as well for extra pillows, winter sweaters, coats, anything you want to keep out of the way.
If you want all sorts of extra room in your closets 'discover' the extra storage space under your bed with a couple of these Underbed Storage Bins.
Get all the details or order yours by clicking here
Laugh it up,
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She thought for a time and then asked, "Is the vacuum on or off?"
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
There was a little boy who had just learned to count on his fingers. One day his uncle came to visit and the boy was anxious to show off his newly acquired skill. He told the uncle to ask him and addition question. So they uncle asked, "What is three plus four?"
The little boy counts it out on his fingers and said, "Seven."
The uncle said, "Listen kid, you can't count it out on your hands because someday when you are in school, a teacher will get mad at you for it. Now put your hands in your pockets."
So the little boy put his hands in his pockets and his uncle asked, "What is five plus five?"
After a few moments of intense concentration the boy said, "Eleven."