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May 15, 2019

Good morning crew,

The warm weather is finally starting to come back. It's edging all the way up into the 70s during the day. That means it's time to put away all the sweaters, and thick heavy comforters and the winter coats. It's always an annoyance (at least it is to me) to have my closet stuffed with all of my clothes and accessories for all year round. I don't want to have to dig through a bunch of sweaters and flannels just to find my Key West Hog's Breath t-shirt.

But I have a little trick up my sleeve.

Recently we picked up some of these collapsible Underbed Storage Bins. Basically it's a 43" x 18" breathable fabric 'box' that lets you utilize the unused space under your bed without everything getting covered in dust bunnies.


At only five bucks a piece I can get two of these and store my winter comforter and extra blankets all summer without taking up every spare inch of space in my closet. Works just as well for extra pillows, winter sweaters, coats, anything you want to keep out of the way.

If you want all sorts of extra room in your closets 'discover' the extra storage space under your bed with a couple of these Underbed Storage Bins.

Get all the details or order yours by clicking here.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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