May 11, 2019
Mothers Day is tomarrow! I hope you get to spend a nice day with yer mom, or mother, mama, mommy, moomy, mum, mummy, or what ever that lady that birthed y'all likes to be called.
I've got to go up to the local jail to see my mom. She's spendin the weekend in the slammed cuz she stole some scratchin tickets and a tube of Pringles chips from the local Gas and Gulp. Plus, it is alledged that she is also responsable fer fillin the Sherriff's mailbox full a oatmeal and thumbtacks. She's an ornery sort, but shes my mom and i doo love her so.
Maybe as a special Mothers Day treat I'll get her some flowers and then bailer out. It certainly would surprise her, the flowers, not the bailin part.
Happy Mothers Day, y'all!
Take Care Y'all
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Ahhhh . . . whale ghost!!
I want him. We can keep him in the bathtub!
And the winners in the Funny Face contest are...
YUMMY! Bite sized.
He's photobombing me again, isn't he?
Sea ya later
What are you whaling about?
Mom! He's making that face on porpoise!
That's one pale whale. Ha-Ha-Ha!
What? He's my swim buddy!
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