May 12, 2019
Greetings Laff Lovers,
I don't pay too much attention to what clothes I put on in the morning to go to work. I mean, it's not like I'm going out on a date. As long as most of the major body parts are covered and I don't smell like a homeless person, I figure I'm good to go.
So I was a little confused when Clean Laffs Joe threw a companionable arm around my shoulders as I was standing outside the break room the other day, and gave my couture an up-and-down while wearing a stupid grin on his face.
"What the hell are you looking at?" I asked him.
"Our outfits," he said, indicating my long-sleeve red shirt, faded blue jeans and the sandals I like to wear around the office.
"I'm dressed exactly the same as you. All I'm missing are the gay sandals."
"Yep," I agreed. "That and a dick."
Obliviously,
TZ
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After both suffering depression for a while, my wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
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My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' you get an erection.
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"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said... "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what is to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
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