May 09, 2019
Greetings Laff Lovers,
My wife is what you might call a hoarder (that's HOARDER not whore). For example; she has six different comforters AND matching bed skirts. There was a time, in my innocent youth, when I was blissfully ignorant of what a bed skirt is.
When I ask her why she has six different comforterts she tells me it's because she likes a little variety in the bedroom.
"Don't you appreciate variety?" she made the mistake of asking me.
Apparently "a little anal every now and then" was not the answer she was looking for.
But now that the warmer weather is starting to come back I have to figure out what to do with all of these God-forsaken comforters. But I have a little trick up my sleeve.
Recently we picked up some of these collapsible
Underbed Storage Bins. Basically it's a 43" x 18" breathable fabric 'box' that lets you utilize the unused space under your bed without everything getting covered in dust bunnies.
At only five bucks a piece I can get two of these and store all of those comforters all summer without taking up every spare inch of space in my closet. Works just as well for extra pillows, winter sweaters, coats, dead bodies, anything you want to keep out of the way.
Get all the details or order yours by clicking here.
Conveniently,
TZ
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