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May 08, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Ya know what's weird? When you wear the same clothes for an entire week and you begin to have trouble remembering what day it is. Is it Wednesday or is it Saturday?

This happens to me every so often. I think I need to get some new outfits. Today's Monday, right?

Groaningly yours,

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*-- Did You See That? --*

99 cent showTwo guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."


A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"

*-- My Mistake --*

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How Do Crazy People Get Through The Forest?

A: They Take The Psycho Path.

Q: Why did the farmer name his horse Radish?

A: He wanted to spice things up!

Q: How do you start a book about ducks?

A: With an introducktion.