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May 06, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

I went to a birthday party on Saturday. The party was for my cousin's son, who's turning one. Hey, that rhymes!

Since it was for a little dude there was no pizza, no booze, no petting zoo, no illegal fireworks, no bouncy castles, no paintball guns, no lawn darts, no fire-eaters, no creepy clowns, no Jell-O shots, no blind-folded badminton competition, no ninja throwing stars, and no dirt bike jousting. Well, that was until little man had to take a nap, then it was party on!

It was the best time ever! And it was my idea to make the creepy clowns play blind-folded badminton in the bouncy castle. You're welcome, party people!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- After Blowing Chunks... --*

A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy.

A few minutes go by and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating that!"

*-- The Psychic and the Frog --*

A frog telephones a psychic and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Kitchen 2019Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella.


Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A: A doctopus!


Q: What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

A: I'm the wiener!