May 04, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Well, it finallee stopped rainin. Thats a good thing cuz the grass in the yard has grown up as high as an elefants eye, give er take.

Of course, the time has come fer yer ol' pal Jethro, me, to cut it and make the landscapin presentible. The problem is that it rained so mutch that the yard is now a swamp. But dont worry...I got me a plan.

You see, i gonna ride my jet ski around with a machete in my hand and that'll take care of that. Problem solved!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Somebody has been flossing!

Yep, yawning is contagious!

We make a doggone good duo!

Open Wide!!

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Guess who needs a Tic-Tac?

I Can see your toes.

Trailer for the new Bitch Perfect movie was released.

NO CAVITIES!

Please, enjoy the Minty freshness!

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