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May 01, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

If you think the police are legally obligated to protect you, think again.

In case after case, court decisions and state laws have held that cops don't have to do a thing to help you when you're in danger. If the police fail to protect you, even through sheer incompetence and negligence, don't expect that you or your next of kin will be able to sue.

The most famous case in recent years was a near-fatal stabbing on a subway in New York city in 2011. Joseph Lozito was attacked by a psychopath who stabbed him seven times. Lozito was finally able to disarm his attacker, but the bizarre part of the story is that two NYPD officers were watching the entire incident from feet away, standing behind the metal door of the motorman's compartment.

Since the police didn't lift a finger to prevent a crime they were watching in-action, Lozito sued the police department. His case didn't even make it to trial. The reason was the same as in all of the other cases. The police have no legal obligation to protect you.

So if no one else is going to protect you, you have to protect yourself. And the first step is protecting your home with simple but effective safe-guards like the Garage Door Minder.


The Garage Door Minder monitor system is a simple solution to keep your family, home, and belongings safe. Any time your garage door lifts open, a warning light inside your home alerts you. This receiver stick works wirelessly via BLUETOOTH up to 100ft. So you'll know at a glance whether your door is open or closed!

This is especially important if you have kids. Kids leave the garage door open all the time.

It only takes a thief seconds to walk into your open garage and walk out with your power tools or your bicycle. And if you have an attached garage, an open garage door provides easy access to your house itself! The Garage Door Minder will help protect your property and help protect you!

Click here for all the details or to order yours.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Skydiver Loses Prosthetic Leg In Mid-Air

An unlucky skydiver was reunited with an important possession after the prosthetic leg he lost in mid-air turned up at a California lumber yard. The perfect place for it. The Sonoma County Sheriff's Office said in a Facebook post that workers at a lumber yard in Cloverdale were baffled when they discovered the intact prosthetic leg and deputies contacted a nearby airport to help with the investigation. The investigators found a man named Dion had gone skydiving and lost his prosthetic leg in mid-air. The sheriff's office reunited him with the artificial limb. "Great guy, full of humor who said he lost his first leg in a freak skydiving accident two years ago but that hasn't held him back," the Facebook post said. "He jokingly quipped that this was his second leg lost while skydiving. He promises to make a tether and learn from this but fully plans to stick with his passion," the sheriff's office said.

There Are Not a Lot of Gas Stations in Croatia

Top SellersLast week a South African man swam 361-miles, this week a Croatian man pushed a car for 66 miles. There must not be a lot of gas stations in Croatia. Tomislav Lubenjak broke the Guinness World Record for pushing a car the farthest in 24 hours when he surpassed the 51-mile previous record and continued pushing the car until he reached 66 miles. Guinness rules required the 1,609-pound car to have a driver, and for the driver to be switched out every four hours. Lubenjak was allowed three-minute breaks every hour. "As a former professional athlete I knew what I was getting into and what physical and psychological challenges I would face," Lubenjak told Croatia Week. "As a fitness trainer I am obliged to test the boundaries of human possibilities myself, because only then can I use this knowledge from my own experience in the training of top athletes." Video footage and other evidence of Lubenjak's feat has been submitted to Guinness to make the record official.


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READER COMMENTS

hi lewis, its a good possibility that the husband wasn't getting any from his wife so he went to his porn-watching. i only watch it when my wife is not around. -rich


Ha! Last week you did a story about a kid who sued his parents for throwing away thousands of dollars worth of porn, and this week we have a story about a woman who killed her husband over porn. I hope that kid sees this story. His parents just might have saved his life from a future pissed off wife.

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