April 27, 2019
My neighbor caught me eatin' dog food the other day. I wasn't sure what I was actually eatin', but i was hungry and the can didn't have a lable on it. What are you gonna do?
I wasn't embarrassed though. I offered him some but he refused to savor the sweet flavor like I was a doin'.
The jokes on him though cuz my teeth have never been whiter and my hair has never been shinier. I started chasing cars though. Is that bad?
Take Care Y'all
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