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April 17, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy's car was in dire need of some maintenance. So, I took it to the repair shop for a little TLC.

While I was waiting for the work to be done, I noticed in the waiting area that a scruffy, middle-aged man was also waiting. At first glance, he looked like any other frustrated waiting room occupant, but there was something unique about him. While he paced back and forth for several minutes, I saw that his pants were unzipped and his belt unbuckled.

I wasn't sure if I was actually seeing this or if I was loopy from the overpowering smell of grease, motor oil, and gasoline in the air. All I do know is Stacy's car is running like a champ and from the appearance of the aforementioned gentlemen, his mechanic was arguably "full-service".

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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