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April 10, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Spring 2019There are a lot of dim bulbs out there roaming free on this planet. Here's a list of quotes from several of them that I overheard recently. If this keeps up our species is doomed!

1. I'm so hungry I could eat some food.

2. Math would be great if it weren't for all the numbers.

3. All school is good for is learning.

4. Hats are only good for your head.

5. Chicken tastes just like chicken.

6. Is April Fool's Day only once a year?

7. Buying stuff can cost you some big money.

8. My car doesn't have brakes. Is that bad?

9. A quarter isn't worth that much.

10. Just call her and tell her to text you.

Wow! Sounds like a bunch of registered voters to me. Feel free to send me some of the dumbest declarations that ever made it to your ears. You shouldn't suffer that kind of trauma alone. Just Email Steve!

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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