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April 06, 2019

Howdy Folks,

I'm not paws-o-tive about this, but I think I was abducted by aliens. Last weekend, I fell asleep in my favorite yard chair after a good ol' fun time birthday party for my Uncle Bobbert. When I awoken I noticed that somebody or something tied my shoes laces together, re-buttoned my shirt correctly, slathered my armpits with deodorant, and wrote "LOSER" on my forehead with one of them sharpie markers. Oh, that's the work of UFO drivin' aliens in my book. Whatcha think about all of that? Look at the evidence... Oh, and that reminds me of our outer space visitors...

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I believe that the truth is out there... Alien createres from the farthest reaches of the cosmos think im a loser. But here on Earth, I'm just Jethro! Keep watchin the skys, y'all!

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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