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April 04, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

You can call me a voyeur if you want, but I love those videos of crazy drivers, people getting into road rage fights and insane police encounters. We all know the assholes are out there, and the proof is in the video. It's oddly comforting to know that I am not the only one who seems to run into giant dicks and stupid bitches who blow stop signs or seem to have nothing better to do in the world than find me in traffic and cut me off.

And there's nothing more satisfying than when they do something really stupid and then run off the road or crash into a barrier. They call that instant justice or instant karma.

You can click here to watch a video I found with some great examples.

Of course, none of these videos would be available without a good dash camera. Personally I think dash cams are the greatest automotive invention since power steering. They're a great insurance policy. And they're not as expensive as you think.

You can get a 1080p Dash Cam with an 8GB Micro SD Card right here for only $29.99. That's a great deal for a 1080p.

This easy-to-use model features high-resolution 1080p footage taken with a 120 degree wide angle lens to get the maximum amount of information. It even features a g-sensor mode that will detect if and when a collision happens and will activate emergency recording.

Plus it comes with its own built-in screen, car charger, USB transfer cable, suction cup mount and everything you need to start recording immediately.

I bought one of these for my daughter when she started driving. She hasn't had any incidents yet, but it still gives me peace of mind knowing that if anything bizarre does happen, there will be a record of it.

You can get more details and see actual video of the 1080 by clicking here.

Who knows WHAT you're going to catch! When you need it you're going to be glad you have it.



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