April 04, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

You can call me a voyeur if you want, but I love those videos of crazy drivers, people getting into road rage fights and insane police encounters. We all know the assholes are out there, and the proof is in the video. It's oddly comforting to know that I am not the only one who seems to run into giant dicks and stupid bitches who blow stop signs or seem to have nothing better to do in the world than find me in traffic and cut me off.

And there's nothing more satisfying than when they do something really stupid and then run off the road or crash into a barrier. They call that instant justice or instant karma.

You can click here to watch a video I found with some great examples.

Of course, none of these videos would be available without a good dash camera. Personally I think dash cams are the greatest automotive invention since power steering. They're a great insurance policy. And they're not as expensive as you think.

You can get a 1080p Dash Cam with an 8GB Micro SD Card right here for only $29.99. That's a great deal for a 1080p.


This easy-to-use model features high-resolution 1080p footage taken with a 120 degree wide angle lens to get the maximum amount of information. It even features a g-sensor mode that will detect if and when a collision happens and will activate emergency recording.

Plus it comes with its own built-in screen, car charger, USB transfer cable, suction cup mount and everything you need to start recording immediately.

I bought one of these for my daughter when she started driving. She hasn't had any incidents yet, but it still gives me peace of mind knowing that if anything bizarre does happen, there will be a record of it.

You can get more details and see actual video of the 1080 by clicking here.

Who knows WHAT you're going to catch! When you need it you're going to be glad you have it.

Voyeuristically,

TZ

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"Today the Secretary of State visited the small African nation of Djibouti. Or to use the official diplomatic term, he made a Djibouti call." -Conan O'Brien



Two elderly Irish drinking buddies are sitting at the pub pondering on the future.

One says to the other, "You know Mr. O'Shea, we've had great sport together for many years. It just came to mind that should it be I who should happen to go first, it would mean a great deal to me if you would say a few kind words at me grave."

The other friend responds, "That I'll do, Mr.O'Donnel, that I'll do. But should it be I who should happen to go first, for old times sake I'd be forever grateful if you would pour a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over me grave."

The friend responds, "That I'll do. That I'll do. But would you mind it so much if it should happen to pass through me kidneys first?"



"A woman held hostage by her boyfriend in Florida managed to escape this week after she convinced him to let her order a pizza using Pizza Hut's app and wrote '911 hostage help' in the comment section. But really aren't all Pizza Hut orders a cry for help? " -Seth Meyers

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days."

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to fuck off.