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April 03, 2019

Good Morning Groanies,

Last weekend I spent a whole Saturday watching cartoons with my boys. It was the best! My boys love cartoons almost as much as I do.

I spent the better part of my childhood tuned into the animated antics of my favorite cartoon characters. These days with so many cartoons to watch on Cable TV, On-Demand, and various streaming services, it's ironic that you can't find those classics that set the standard for the cavalcade of cartoons that came after - Well, that was the case until now...

The Giant 600 Cartoon Collection on DVD features the largest collection of classic cartoons ever assembled in one package. We're talking over 60 hours of animated entertainment on 12 DVDs for less than $20!

You'll feel like a kid again watch all of your favorites like Popeye, Woody Woodpecker, Felix the Cat, Mighty Mouse, Heckle & Jeckle, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Tom & Jerry, Betty Boop - and that's just for starters! Click here to see the complete list of cartoon content available in this collection.

There are so many classics that you'll want to watch again and again, plus there's an incredible amount of hidden gems that you might not have seen before. I even found a few that I haven't seen in decades! This set is like a toontown time machine. Watching so many of these cartoons brought me right back to my childhood and had me laughing and smiling just like they did back then.

Don't miss out on your chance to enjoy a collection of entertainment from a bygone era that's sure to delight kids, animation fans, and collectors alike. Heck, after a Woody Woodpecker or Mighty Mouse adventure it'll surely bring out the kid in all of us!

Click here to Order your copy of the Giant 600 Cartoon Collection on DVD - TODAY!

There's nothing funnier than Tom & Jerry fighting each other tooth and nail - just ask my boys!

Now, for the jokes that are Groanier than contestants on "The Bachelor" claiming that they found true love...

Groaningly yours,
Steve


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*-- The Psychic and the Frog --*

A frog telephones a psychic and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

*-- How Am I As A Lover? --*

Man: "Be honest, baby... How am I as a lover?"

Woman: "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."

Man: "Really?"

Woman: "Yes, my love, my hero, you're 'warm' as the dictionary would say!"

The man, pleased, went home and just for sake of it checked his dictionary, He read, "WARM: Not so hot."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Gadgets2Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?

A: Because they have smelly feet.


Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: "You are too young to smoke."


Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

A: Because the farmer had cold hands.