April 03, 2019

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

All this time you thought Gotham City was in New Jersey. It turns out it is in British Columbia, Canada. That was where the caped crusader was last sighted, attempting to render aid to a police call.

The action was caught by a bystander who caught video of the incident. Melissa Parent said she was driving home Saturday evening when a police car pulled out in front of her and blocked the intersection. After several more police cars showed up to the area, Batman suddenly appeared on the scene.

"He was followed by five more police cars, so we pulled over at a safe distance to see what was going on. Before we knew it, the cops had their guns drawn and Batman came out of nowhere, parked in front of us in his black Dodge truck covered in the Batman logo and sprung into action," said Parent.

As it turned out, police were responding to a domestic incident and likely didn't need his help. Upon approaching the armed officers during the incident to offer them assistance, cops assured him that they "had it under control."

The realistic-looking crime fighter seen walking back across the street to his car.

A police spokesman told local media, "Situations like this are dynamic and subject to change very quickly: the presence of 'Batman' or anyone else is an unwanted distraction and foolish as they are placing themselves at risk."

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Bizarrely,
Lewis

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READER COMMENTS

Forgive me.... I'm getting forgetful in my old age.... but didn't you work with an alien at one time. Queffa?? I only remember because you sold a coffee mug with he dude on it. Never did get a mug.


Lewis; We patiently sat through Geraldo's 2-hour shlockumentary leading up to opening of Al Capone's vault which only contained to small empty dusty bottles. Now some dunderhead thinks a bricked off corner of a basement may be Frank Nitti's vault. If opening televised may it be done with less hoopla then the Geraldo show version. -R.S.


Wouldn't it be a kick in the teeth for Geraldo Rivera if that vault in the restaurant contains what was supposed to be in Al Capone's vault? -Chris

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