March 30, 2019

Howdy Folks,

I just felt like havin me an ice cream cone today. I felt a need for a cool treat to make my weekend complete.

I took a funnel and filled it with chocolate, vanilla, and cookies 'n cream iced cream. Then I added a few toppins. I added some chocolate syrup, marshmallows, pecans, walnuts, mini-cookies, m and m's, liquorish, whipped cream, pizza bagels, gram crackers, sprinkles, hot fudge, black olives, gummy bears, gummy worms, gummy fish, swedish fish, peanut butter cups, cheese curds, skittles, a couple of jaw breakers, oh, and a pop tart.

I tell ya, nothin' beats a delicious ice creamed cone. And for some reason I never ever get brain freeze. I wonder why that is?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Since grass isn't illegal anymore...

I just love fresh produce!

It's Spring! Who has time to shave?

I think I bit off more than I can chew.

"Hey Dude, wanna buy some grass?"

The grass really is greener on the other side.

Silly rabbit, grass is for cows.

You bet your grass I like to eat this stuff!

Is there something stuck in my teeth?

It's legal in 46 states!!!

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