March 31, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

I just read a story which claimed that men who watch porn are less happy in their relationships. In other words, men are unhappy with their relationships.

The salient point of the story seems to be that watching porn for men can be isolating and can create unrealistic expectations when it comes to real life partnered sex. And on the surface it seems to make sense. If you spend all your spare time watching Double-D breasted nymphomaniacs getting gang-banged by a bunch of gangsters with 10-inch dicks, when you climb on top of your B-cup girlfriend for 7 minutes of yawn-inducing missionary, you're probably going to be a little disappointed.

But what these researchers don't seem to understand is that practically every guy is disappointed in their wives and girlfriends whether they watch porn or not (they do). Why? Because the grass is always greener, and the pussy always sweeter, on the other side.

I don't think I have ever met a man who hasn't settled, maybe just a little bit, for the woman he's with. Even if he married 'up' so to speak, in his fevered fantasies he still settled.

That is, except for me. I married the perfect woman.

Contentedly,

TZ

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