March 23, 2019

Howdy Folks,

Beefur we get ta all the captions and pictures and such, i just wanted to let y'all know that we've got ourselves a little contest a brewin.

All of the Gophercentral Editor, like Clean Laffs Joe, Handy Hints Holly, TZ, Steve from The Daily Groaner, Celebrity Nooz, Where Are They Now, and Healthy Living, and muuch more... We're trying to see which one of us can increase our number of subscribers the most.

I need yer help to win this thing! So please send this link https://ptv.gophercentral.com/?a=601&oc=117&c=20061&p=r to friends and family via email or facebook post and get them to subscribe. (TZ helped me with the spellin on that last sentence) The subskription is FREE and you get the internets phunniestt picture, too!

Thanks so mutch, y'all! Now, let's take a look at them Phunny Pictures!

Oh, wait! I forgot. I need to go too the dentests today.

I was eatin a snack the other day and afterwords my teeth were a hurtin like the time that turtle bit my bottom wen i was a swimmin in Bluff Lake, which brings me to the reson why i'm goin to the dentest is I tried to get revenge on that turtle by findin him and bitin his bottom.

however, i did not anticipate how hard those shells they have are.

Live and learn i guess.

Take Care Y'all
Jethro

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Captions? Comments? Questions? Email Jethro

Last Weeks Picture:

Here's the Top caption submissions as incompetently judged by Jethro:

Oh this pole smells so good

"Am I being too nosey?"

Superglue prank on the way to bible study.

One way to get a seat by yourself.

No booger left behind

Ritchie Cunningham catching a few Z's?

The best way to scratch your nose on the subway!

This guy nose his poles!

This amateur pole dancer is just the worst!

Oooo, that smell!

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