March 24, 2019
Greetings Laff Lovers,
Some of these young customer service girls (or vaginally gifted Americans if you want to be completely gender sensitive about it) that we have working in the office these days sometimes throw me for a loop with their banter.
The other day they were talking about games they have played while drinking, you know, not exactly 'drinking' games, but more like truth or dare or strip poker. Stupid adolescent games.
One of the girls was ribbing another about a party they were both at last weekend that the second girl brought a date to.
The first girl (I'm not naming names because many Laffaday readers are also customers of www.pulsetv.com
and may have talked to these girls on the phone) asked the second, "Did you play 'just the tip' with your date after the party?"
The second girl asked what that was supposed to mean, and the first girl clarified with, "You know...just the tip!"
The second girl laughed and answered, "No, we didn't play 'just the tip' but we did play 'not in my hair'."
I don't know why I was surprised that they were talking like that. I didn't used to be surprised at pretty much anything women said. Then again I didn't used to have a teenage daughter.
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SPEAKING ABOUT WOMEN POLITICALLY CORRECTLY
1. She is not a "BABE "or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
10. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS: - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
11. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER.
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A young couple get married. As the husband is an avid golfer, the wife decides to take up golf so she can spend more time with him.
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