March 18, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
Top o' the morning to you! How was your St. Paddy's Day...or can't you remember?
I enjoyed mine. I had some corned beef and cabbage, spend time with my family, and had the teeniest nip of grandpa's old cough medicine. Not a bad weekend if I say so myself.
Today, I feel refreshed, excited, and exuberant! I want to laugh, what say you? Let's get to them jokes!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Strange Eating Habit --*
A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
"Eventually," said the Doctor, "she will rise and shine!"
*-- This Is A Disaster --*
A husband & wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.
One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected.
The strong man asked him what he was going to do.
"This is a disaster," the husband answered, I don't know where I'm going to find another woman of her caliber."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: What rock group has four men who don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore.
Q: Why didn't the oyster share the profits from his pearl?
A: He was shellfish.
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