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March 16, 2019

Howdy Folks,

ATV 2018The other night my wife asked me, "If yer lost in the woods, what 3 things would you take with you to sirvive?" I pondered this question for a while and I came up with my 3 items for sirvival.

First, I would bring a few rolls of toilet paper because I ain't wipin' my fanny with pinecones again. That's smarts!

Second, I would take about 500 slim jims for snackin' and for other metabolismal purposes.

Lastly, I would take... an extra pair of underwear because accidents happen. And they better fit well because as the old sayin goes... "Its Sirvival of the fittest."

I think with those things i could last a day or two, probably the weekend. What do y'all think?

Take Care Y'all
Jethro


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