March 13, 2019
Good Morning Groanies,
My brother and his wife invited me and my family for dinner over the weekend. My boys got to meet their cat Willy, we ate delicious pizza (aka Italian Circles), and we shared some laughs and stories. Good times, people! Good times, indeed.
While I was over there I had to make two-zees and that's always awkward when you have to do that in somebody else's house. So after I pinched loaf of marble-rye, wouldn't you know it, after a few flushes the toilet began to back up. Just my luck! So after using the available rinky-dink plunger for a rather noticeable length of time, and many promises to the big man upstairs, the bowl just barely cleared out. I was relieved in more ways than one.
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Oh, and before I forget, I was so mixed up about the whole daylight savings time thing that I wrote about in Monday's issue
It's the Crack of Dawn!. (That title is pure coincidence to what I was talking about earlier) I don't understand how daylight savings time actually works or how time works for that matter. All I know about time is, according to Matthew McConaughey, "Time is a flat circle." And I haven't a clue what that means either.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Doctor, Doctor! --*
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
*-- How Old Am I? --*
The teacher noticed that Al had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention.
"Al," she said, "If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents a dozen, how old am I?
"Thirty-four," Al answered unhesitatingly.
The teacher replied "Well, that's not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?"
"Oh, there's nothing to it," Al said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half-crazy."
*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday?
A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday.
Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing. It just shuts up.
Q: What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder.
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