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March 07, 2019

Greetings Laff Lovers,

99 cent showI have been struggling with my taxes this year. Since the tax laws have changed I am dangerously close to actually owing the government money. And that's not gonna fly. So I have been looking for any additional deductions I can make.

The only thing on my return with any fudge room is charitable contributions. So I have been thinking...

Strippers are frequently single moms putting themselves through college, at least most of the strippers I have ever met are single moms putting themselves through college.

So if giving five bucks to a homeless person is considered charity, giving five bucks to a poor, struggling, desperate, single mother, with 34Ds and a five-year-old at home to feed should be considered charity too.

And you know, five bucks, five bucks, five bucks, it adds up.

Anyway, my favorite dancer at the Pink Pony is named Charity, so technically...

Are there any tax lawyers on the list who can give me some free advice?



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